The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
why does this website have a home page? its an orphan joke waiting to happen
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
9/11 911 same thing
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck
Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
Gwen we can chat in 2 mounths my aunt just died from covid and is talking forever for us too get there to californa I love you your boyfriend prince!
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
