Trade

Trade Jokes

Pen

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

Upgrade

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

World Trade Center

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

World Trade Center

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Viagra

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.

Sister

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

9/11

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Reflex

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

Law

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

Fat

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Plumber

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

Pizza

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!