Tongs jokes

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A: See you on the flip side.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦