Tongs Jokes

ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea

So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"

chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"

which means, "keep striving in life"

Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A:See you on the flip side.