Tongs jokes
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Salad
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."