Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
