Tongs jokes

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A: See you on the flip side.

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?

I'm ta ping it, some ting won.

What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A teapot.