Tongs jokes

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A: See you on the flip side.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.