Tongs jokes
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Salad
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."