Tongs jokes
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
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A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
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Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
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Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦