Tongs Jokes

ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea

chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"

which means, "keep striving in life"

Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A:See you on the flip side.

So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"