Tongs jokes

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A: See you on the flip side.

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"