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Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
What’s the difference from a orphan and a tomato
The tomato’s get picked.
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
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Did you hear about the tomatoe and the lettuce race? Well the lettuce was a-head and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
Why is a tomato red. Because it saw the ranch dressing
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!👍🏼👍🏼😂😂
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
