How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
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What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk silly.
what did the salad dressing say to the tomato? Don't look I'm Dressing!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Hey what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is Sundyed tomato
Get it sundyed like son died
roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
The ketchup.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Aha, tomato macoroni is bad, hahaha. (I don't even know what on earth i put here, but okay)
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
If tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Why’d did the tomato blush because it saw the salad dressing
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato 🍅
(I know it’s cringe)
When did the tomatoes said to the tomato ketchup
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
two tomatoes are walking on a road then car runs over one of them and the other says: hi ketchup :D
