Tomatoes jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."