Tomatoes jokes
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Community talk
When you hate tomatoes but you realise they have the word "toe" in them so you lowkey start foaming in the mouth
i blame the jews for a bunch of things. especially cherry tomatoes, the weekend, nuclear fission, both theories of relativity and more.
Chat respect ur elders *proceeds to get thrown tomatoes at(yes spam the tomato emoji)*