Do I sit broken hearted I came to shit and only farted
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Whats so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
A man walked into a toilet and saw a women fingering a man and said I think your doing it wrong turns out it was two transvestites
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
No more toilet paper Jokes please
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
Q: why was the potty sad? A: Diarrhea
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
