Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper Jokes

Road

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

To wipe the chicken's ass!

Tip

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

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  • Road

    Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

    Hand

    I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

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  • People

    Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

    When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

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  • Toothbrush

    Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."

    Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."

    Coronavirus

    I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

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  • Pants

    It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.

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  • Fart

    Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ½πŸ½πŸ½

    Name

    Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

    Poo

    Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

    Poo

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Ididap.

    Ididap who?

    That's the joke, you did a poo!