Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
I did not
What time is it when you eeee
No more toilet paper Jokes please
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart which is the big fart monsters best friend this is her 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away
Her last name starts with a and ends with d and the middle letters are poo
Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b
Knock knock Who's there Ididap Ididapwho That's the joke u did a poo
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
