Today

Today jokes

Day

    • Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

    Human

    • What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

    To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

    Sleep

    • I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

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    • Time

    • I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

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    • Dog

    • I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...

    Rain

    • Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TV

    • Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

    Teen

    • Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.

    Condoms 99 percent effective.

    Birth control 99 percent effective.

    Etc.

    Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)

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    • Priest

    • On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

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