This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family
You should bully orphans what are they going to do tell their parents.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball? Because I took the bat and swun it at their kneecaps and now they can’t run, what are they going to do tell their parents
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
I smacked an orphan. what are they going to do tell their parents
Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home 🏠? Because he didn’t now what the hell to do.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
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I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, The watch voice asked us if we wanted to do solo run or group run. Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout “ I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty” Shame on you pessi😡😡
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂
Me - What do you want to do for your birthday? Fiancé - I want to go somewhere I've never been before! Me - Well welcome to the Kitchen!!
How to do trick a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister ask me if I want some I said no then my sister ask my friend, and he always said no. Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor we have no ketchup, mustard or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor my sister ok. My sister left the kitchen to get something. I ask my friend what are you going to do then he took the hotdog bread open it and run is penis all around, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread then my sister came back My sister came back put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready she ate them I ask how was the hotdogs. My sister said I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty.
how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
if your bored joke about an Orphan what are they going to do tell there parents
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
i burned a orphans hand and than they sed you will pay for this.me:what are you going to do tell your parents?
