Tights jokes
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.