Tickle jokes
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
Viggie tickles.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.