Tickle jokes
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.