Throw jokes

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

What’s the difference between women and condoms?

There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

How do Chinese people name their children?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?

They both can throw a hook.

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.