If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
Beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
What would throw between a priest and a nun a bottle of whiskey
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
why is a pro fighter like a fisher
They both can throw a hook
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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
what do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo? Yung flung dung
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, i dont think you'd have any The orphan: But why? Me: Because if someone loved you they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
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Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade then he threw the grenade
Mom shut up me I don't shut up I grow up when I look at you I throw up
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
