New Throat Jokes

Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?

A: Ckkkkkk

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?

U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂

"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."

The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.

What?

The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.