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In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang

100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.

We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

Everyone dislike this.

Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?

Because your mother has diabetes.

Bro told me this when he passed away.

I’m “Fading.”

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.