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Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!

Gunsalesman: No u

Gwen, can we chat in this link?

Eat this, peppe.

IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

A golden Bionicle figure standing prominently, with another more complex mechanical figure beside it. The text on the image says, "this is the rare golden bionicle, it only appears once every 15,000 memes. it is the rarest of all bionicles. upvote if you want a year of dank memes."

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Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

Recently my baby did this:

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We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!

I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.

Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"

The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.

Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.

Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!

1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.

2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!

3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.

4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".

She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!

Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee