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Wheelchair

  • There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

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  • Crash

  • This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

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  • Shit

  • This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.

    Marriage

  • Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!

    Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!

    Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!

    Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!

    Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!

    Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?

    Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!

    Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!

    Gwen says: Next Sunday!

    All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!

    Mariah says: Congrats!

    Kenya says: Yeah!

    Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!

    Lariah says: Wooohoooo!

    Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!

    Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!

    And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!

    Guy

  • This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

    Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

    http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

    https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

    You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

    Bullying

  • Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

    Best, Tenya!

    Post

  • "Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

    Zoo

  • Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

    I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

    Ocean

  • What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

    Ocean

  • What does the ocean do to its friends?

    It waves.

    (*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

    Drink

  • A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"

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  • Comment

  • We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

    Comment

  • Guys, put more comments in.

    We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

    Insult

  • Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.

    Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!

    [Image of Gwen]

    Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!

    Age

  • Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

    Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.