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Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks " what's that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey.

Comments (29)

Now i have sperm in my turkey

So fricking funny.

i did that at thanksgiving im disowned

lol best joke ever

hmm no wonder why they censor the turkeys private part

lmfao i love this one

@Timmy IM WHEEZING PLEASE ✋🏾😂

Best dad of the decade....(not)

🤣I’m in tears

So goood creamy turkey

now i know what my dad meant when he was stuffing the turkey. WAIT

Wow my biches and asses didn’t like it and the Turks tasted wierd

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I am so sorry for what I said but u a rude u did not have to cause bad word 🙄but funny 🤣😂

Lmfao then the kid be like “One sec just lemme get dad hes fucking the turkey. DAAAD DAAAD THE BITCHES AND ASSES ARE HERE WHERE DO THEY HANG THEIR DICKS AND PUSSIES? The auntie and uncle: 😳🏃‍♀️

Just imagine the dads face afterwards- perfect xD