Ethan McGuire

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.

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Great

Now i have sperm in my turkey

Damn straight.

So fricking funny.

i did that at thanksgiving im disowned

lol best joke ever

hmm no wonder why they censor the turkeys private part

lmfao i love this one

ohhh my god that back fired

lmfao this so funny

@Timmy IM WHEEZING PLEASE ✋🏾😂

Best dad of the decade....(not)

Freaking funny 😂😂

Wow

🤣I’m in tears

b e a u t f u l

So goood creamy turkey

now i know what my dad meant when he was stuffing the turkey. WAIT

Wow my biches and asses didn’t like it and the Turks tasted wierd

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Amen brother

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