They jokes
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.