They jokes
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.