They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.