They jokes
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂