They jokes
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!