They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?