They jokes
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹