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If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.