Thereness jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"

Why are there blind people? Because there is.

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

Doughnuts, because they're holy.

NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Mother.

Mother who?

Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?