Thereness jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.