There jokes

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

When you still there?

"Prince? Are you still there?"

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G!

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”

The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”