There jokes
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!