There jokes
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.