There jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.