There jokes

Rock Bottom

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Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Egg

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How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

Life

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Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

Cop

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So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."

Orphan

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A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Atom

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

Orphan

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Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

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  • Orphan

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    Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

    Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

    Man

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    This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"

    The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.