Theory jokes
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Stephen Hawking died.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
He's fat!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."