Theory

Theory Jokes

I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? -- Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"