If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Steven hawking died
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
why earth flat?
3+3=****
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
