Theory jokes
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Why is Earth flat?
3+3=****
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"