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Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?

A. Because he has excellent string theory.

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    • Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

    Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

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    • What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

    "Wait, I can explain everything!"