If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
ICH BIN GOTT.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
