I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What's your religion?
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
ICH BIN GOTT.
