Their jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Memes
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.