Their jokes

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their family.

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?