Their jokes
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Memes
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.