Their jokes
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Memes
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.