Their jokes

Why can you hit an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?

What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?

I'mma cashew outside!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?

Because they don't have homes.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come back.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.