Their jokes
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.