Their jokes

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.