Their jokes
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Memes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.