Their jokes

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.

What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?

What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?

I'mma cashew outside!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?

Because they don't have homes.

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come back.