Their jokes

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

How do rappers like their coffee?

With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.