Their jokes
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Memes
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.