Their jokes
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Memes
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.