Their jokes

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

Why do orphans live on the street?

They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because dad never came home with the milk.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.

Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.