Their jokes
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Memes
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A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.