Their jokes
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
Memes
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?