The jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.