The jokes
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!