The jokes
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Memes
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."