The jokes
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
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Memes
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.