The jokes
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Memes
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Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"