The jokes
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Haha, the joke is me.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?