The jokes

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?

One is wanted.

What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?

Suicide.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

According to the pole 💈.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

The apple actually gets picked.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

What is the favorite game of an emo?

Hangman.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!