The jokes
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. šš
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.