The jokes
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
Memes
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!