The jokes
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Memes
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"