The jokes
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.